I feel I may be in for a disappointing Easter
as it is has started with Sinus putting the kibosh on my brilliant plans
these plans have been hatching for a week or so
ever since Phants and I arrived home to the street in a mild uproar
as a whole flock of burly men were trying to herd a mini horse into a yard
and we are talking mini mini horse
there are dogs bigger than this thing in our street
it is adorable, and surprisingly hard to herd it turns out
which was funny on a whole new level
so the mini horse lives at the house that used to have geese
and I must say if he managed to swap those noisy bloody geese for a mini horse
then I am popping out and buying some geese tomorrow
plus the horse has a cubby house for a stable... awesome right
so plans were that I pop down and ask horse owner man if I could borrow said horse
and then just have it at our place when our guests arrive for easter lunch... no warning
and no mention would be made... just feign complete nonchalance at its appearance
just have them arrive to find a mini horse in our yard... brilliant right
though if I could convince it to curl up in Mushu's old bed it would be even better
Phants agreed that it was a brilliant Easter plan
and despite us having a very amusing few hours discussing possible names for the horse
Cadbury, Wayne, Phineas, and Harvey were all in the mix...
but despite the genius of the plan I felt that Sinus may be the stumbling block
so when I ran it past him I also mentioned that it may be a dual purpose set up
as the grass in the back yard is so long
you need a scythe and a packed lunch to get to the shed
mini horse could take care of that at the same time
but in typical Sinus fashion he said a very definite no freakin way
and started muttering about horse dung and bloody stupid woman
and no amount of pleading from Phants and I have swayed him
he is resolute in the ruining of the greatest easter lunch entertainment ever
So I have had to console myself with some painting and drawing of easter eggs
I painted up the bunny I had bought for Mushu as he always got a gift as well
and I painted up the white chocolate egg that I got for Sinus
because I am never going to eat that sucker... white chocolate is not my thing
and despite what Sinus said I did not put my thumb through the back of it on purpose
it just turned out to be surprisingly hard to juggle...
happy Easter all...xx